7 rounds

7 tuck jumps

7 burpees

7 jump squats

“I just want to tone.”

“I don’t want to get bulky”

“How do I tone my arms/legs/belly?”

These questions grate on the souls of most trainers. The beauty industry made this term, and it’s had disastrous effects on people’s expectations of what exercise can do for the body. Whenever someone asks me how to “tone” something, I asked them what they think toning is. Usually the response is something like “well… it’s like exercises to make a body part look better….?” Umm ok….. Here’s what toning is and what it is not.

Toning is losing fat and building muscle. You want Michelle Obama arms? You need to lose fat and build some muscle. No one gets bulky on accident. Women who you think are “too big” have earned that shit with hours and hours of specialized exercise and very careful diet. They tried to get too big. Hell, I am trying to get too big. It’s hard! You have to want it!

“Yeah, but I just want to tone my abs. What exercises do you recommend?”

I feel like Michael Scott in these instances. “NOOOOO!! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

Exercise doesn’t work like that. You want abs? Awesome! Let’s dial in your diet and make sure you’re burning enough calories and revving up your metabolic engine through exercise. That’s the answer. No amount of tricep kick backs are going to get rid of that under arm jiggle you’re so worried about. Sorry to crush your dreams, but that’s how the body works. You will have to lift weights if you want your muscles to show through your skin. But sorry, that 5# dumbbell has got to go. Nothing changes without challenge. If you’re never sore, you’re not improving. If you never push yourself, you’ll never get any better. In the words of the wise Britney: “You betta work, bitch.”

So, if you want a toned (aka lean) appearance, here’s what you do:

Eat well every damn day. Exercise 5 days a week. Lift moderate to heavy weights 3 times a week.

 

FRIYAY!

10 Rounds For Time:

10 Pushups
10 Sit ups
10 Squats

30 min walk wearing a backpack with some books inside

1 minute each:

Wall sit

Push-up plank

Downward dog

Superman

Glute bridge

3 rounds

Equipment needed: a sturdy chair

20 step ups on the chair

20 bicycle crunches

20 step ups

20 sit ups

20 step ups

20 Russian twists

2 rounds

Needed equipment: pull up bar, chair

Warm up: 20 burpees

Workout:

5 pull ups (use chair to help if needed)

5 diamond push-ups

5 military push-ups

5 wide push-ups

10 chair dips with glute bridge at the top of each rep

20 squats

20 jumping lunges

3 rounds

Start this Monday right!

Rest day.

Running intervals:

Warm up:

Walk 1 min

Jog 30 seconds

Walk 1 min

Workout:

Jog 30 seconds

Run 30 seconds

Walk 1 min

Repeat this interval 6 times

Cool down:

Walk 5 min

Happy Friday!

Equipment needed: 10# dumbbell

10 bent over rows per arm

10 shoulder presses per arm

Ten squats holding the weight

10 bicep curls

10 deadlifts with the weight

Repeat 3 times